Mike has a little top 10 list he wanted to share. Even had some T-Shirts made.

Top 10 Reasons to Stay up Late with a Pharmacist

1.\tab You can see your pharmacist the night before for the morning after.
2.\tab Pharmacists have a long duration of action.
3.\tab Pharmacists are Rx rated.
4.\tab Pharmacists find new routes of administration.
5.\tab Pharmacists do it over-the-counter.
6.\tab Pharmacists are patient lovers.
7.\tab Pharmacists accept 3rd parties.
8.\tab Pharmacists have a quick reconstitution time.
9.\tab Pharmacists do it without breaks.
10.\tab You will want no substitution.

I'm not sure what any of it means, but he giggles whenever he reads them. Especially number 5.

Yes, ladies and gentlemen. Back, by popular demands, it\rquote s Kelleigh! The do-all-wonder!

Watch in AMAZEMENT as she feeds a squirrel by HAND!

Cringe in HORROR as she takes on the SURREY OF DEATH!

Feel COOL watching her FEEL COOL!

Feel the SEXY as she touches the chest of the THE SILVER GUY!

Laugh POLITELY at her sad attempts to LOOK LIKE A TREE!

Feel the WARMTH of her glow afterA FEW GLASSES OF WINE!

Blah,blah,blah. I'm too busy doin' stuff to tell you :)

Actually, it's been pretty hectic, and in order to post pictures, I need to make them smaller so that it doesn't take 3 days to load, and I haven't had a chance. I will be sending Kelleigh home with a nice little musical slideshow which she can show off. (Well, more likely, I'll bring it with me as it's not done, and I won't see her again after tonight).

But, for all of you 'Where's Kelleigh' fans, here's a list of the top 10 things Kel has done in the last few days:

1) Been attacked by a squirrel (With an injury Insuing)
2) Been attacked by a Surrey, with Shaun driving.
3) Saw part of a whale. And a Sea otter.
4) Ate fish out of a bucket.
5) Touched a monkey.
6) Got attacked by Napa Valley.
7) Invitied a Swedish-Australian Wine Pourer to 'come sit on my lap'.
8) Hit a Cable Car with a giant bowling ball.
9) Touched the chest of a silver metal guy.
10) Ate a crab.

Who can ask for anything more?

So, my sister arrived last night. We took her on a whirlwind tour of SF.

here she is being greeted at Oakland Airport.

After that, we took her to play some hyperbowling, but the police confiscated those pictures. So, on to dinner. We took her for som Sushi!

Then, off to the top of the world to get a sky-eye view of SF in all her nightly slender!

Okay, so today we have a story about family in Kentucky, who buys what they think is a used copy of \lquote Independence Day\rquote . They pop it in, and it turns out it\rquote s actually a X rated movie called \lquote Slut Queens\rquote . They went to the local news, channel 3 to get answers.

Horrified, horrified they were. When I started to read it, I understood their anger. Then I read this:

Tomika bought three used movies, Jurassic Park, Pocahontas, and Independence Day, for her 12, 11 and three year old children to watch. She got them at Quick Cash Jewelry and Pawn in New Albany

She bought her children used movies, from a pawn shop And she\rquote s surprised that it wasn\rquote t what she thought it would be. Doesn\rquote t Kentucky have a blockbuster? I would never, in a million years, think of buying movies in a pawn shop.

Some stolen stereo equipment maybe\'85but I draw the lines a movies.

Okay, I wasn\rquote t really speaking of funny, but here we are. So, as part of our re-doing of the apartment, we went through our clothes pile and separated stuff we don\rquote t wear anymore. We brought them to \lquote crossroads\rquote which is a second hand shop (big in SF). Anywho, as the guy was going through the 5 bags clothes, he stopped around bag 3 and looked at Mike, then said: \ldblquote Wow, you have a lot of stuff here from Structure. Do you work there or something?\rdblquote

Mike, of course, claimed that he did and got big discounts. He didn\rquote t mention the calls we get when he hasn\rquote t been shopping for a while. (Ummm, Mr. Dinh, this is the Structure on Embarcadero. We miss you \endash I was just calling to make sure you\rquote re all right. Please call us back.)

Well, the journey was long and hard, and involved a stop at home depot (Mt. Doom) on the way, but Mike and Henry have finally made it back to the safety of the shire. One battle won, there was a strong desire to sit back on their laurels and relax. However, all was not well. Mike (the \lquote creative\rquote one) decided to redecorate the shire (doing most of the shopping in LA). We bravely gave ourselves one day (today) to do it, as, we need it to be done before the arrival of the \lquote Kelleigh\rquote from places east. Part of the decoration required me stripping our coffee table and re-staining it. This was woefully not enough time! While able to make a dent in the \lquote to dos\rquote , we still have much to do.

Will we be able to make the shire nice before the Kelleigh?

Tune in next week\'85\'85