Mischief Inc

a tale of two basils : 11/22/04

There is nothing quite so majestic as seeing a bird with beautiful plumage sweep past you in flight. Unless, of course, that flight occurs in your apartment and the back draft from the wind blows papers around and you worry he\rquote s going to land on a vase of something, and knock everything over.

So, we had his wings clipped, and his nails to boot. It reminded me of that Thanksgiving joke, where the guy throws the mis-behaving parrot into the freezer and when he comes out he\rquote s well behaved. (By the way, may I ask what the turkey did?\rdblquote ). Taking him there Basil was all about the Parrot \lquote Tude. On the way back every time he need to adjust his position while I held him, he\rquote d flash me a \lquote really sorry about whatever it was I did\rquote look.

Henry
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Young_Asian

Awwwwwghh, Ma thinks I am handsome. :)

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Lewis(es)in the cold, snowy NE.

Mom

Happy Thanksgiving to both Henry and Mike, the handsome young men on the flying trapeze.

big sister

Actually - "THUD" is a damn good name for a bird! :)

PS - HAPPY THANKSGIVING HENRY & MIKE (aka "TRAPEZE GUY")

Henry

We may nickname him 'Thud'. :)

Young_Asian

Basil is so sad!!!!!!!:( He tried to fly a few times, and thump he went. Now he only walks (which is a very cute walk). I just feel terrible. I told him it was his other other co-owner's idea.

Mom

Clipping just take the wind ot of their sails for a little while, Basil will start to feel better after awhile. He'll have more respect for you than you have for me, complaining like you do

From one Bird Parent to Another

I stopped the clipping of the wings at my house. Seamus prefers to be carried anyway and only flies when it is time to terrorize on of the following:

(1) Megan the Spotted Devil Dog
(2) My Mother in Law
(3) My kids.

The first and second options are quite frankly amusing..the third I try to stop....

death of the golden child : 11/22/04

Well, It\rquote s happened. My Thanksgiving wishes from my mom has been reduced to adding me into the \lquote To\rquote line along with bunches of other people. No personal wishes or individualized thoughts.

Just Motherly Spam Mail.

Here\rquote s her wish:

Hope you all have a wonderful happy Thanksgiving. Love to you all

Sent to me, and at least 30 other people.

And during the holidays, to boot!

Henry
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Mom

Just remember I now know where you live. I can fly out anytime.

Just have to say it!!

NA NA NA NA NA - YOU ARE IN TROUBLE --done in the musical, yet annoying tone that you will remember from child hood :)--

#8 (lil brother)

I have no problem being on line #8, there are many famous people who wore number 8 (sports figures) and we the 8th person to do.....stuff...that was famous..*sorta*. Heres a list
1.@#8 Cam Neely - I think thats saying enough
2.@#8 Carl Yastrzemski - Boston Red Sox aka THE YAZ
3.@#8 President Van Buren - C'mon THE BUR! He rocked
4.@#8 Apollo 8 - The first Manned mission that orbited the moon..how cool am I
5.@#8 Blitzen! - The 8th reindeer (pre "rudolph" era - The ANCHOR for the ream that pulls the BIG RED SUITED GUY on christmas night!
And that (along with dinking) is how I manage to deal with being a lousy.....poor....#8th line type LOSER! thanks MOM! happy thanksgiving to ya (watch out for FLYING ROLLS!)

mom/traffic lady

I could actually kill the Golden Child, if he doesn't stop picking on me.

Mom

If you have nothing else to do but complain I feel bad for you.

big sister (aka # 15 on Ma's spam list)

Hey - at least you are higher up in the address list than I am ! To quote a famous "Smothers Brother" - MOM ALWAYS DID LIKE YOU BEST!

big brother is watching! : 11/18/04

Not that it matters.

I found out about Terraserver today, which has satellite images of the entire US. How much detail is there?

Here\rquote s the Lewis house in Malden.

I added some information, to help you see it.

See if you can find your house!

Henry
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mom/traffic lady

I didn't realize the street narrowed like that at the Davoren's house, interesting.

Henry

Arrow. The horshoe is the 'pit', I think.

Mom

That's interesting but is our house the arrow or the horseshoe

scary :: part i : 11/15/04

Mike and I and Will (who had been abandoned by Clark for the weekend) went to see \lquote The Grudge\rquote Saturday night. Two words. Scary!

Not quite the \lquote intellectual\rquote scary as your Sixth Sense or \lquote The Others\rquote , but very high in terms of a creepy /suspense model.

If you liked \lquote The Ring\rquote , I thought this did a much better job with Atmosphere and scares, though the ultimate plots are somewhat similar as are some of the \lquote scare\rquote effects

If you want some scares, check out the Grudge website. Keep an eye out!

Still worth the watch!


Henry
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Wil

Still shaken from The Grudge.. I slept with the lights on..and my own arm movements scare me.....I LOVE IT.

Henry

Do yourself a favor. Push the kids off on Mom or the brother and see it in the theater.

TV won't have the same scare effect!

Henry

So was the movie!

Lil Sis

That website is like, *Wicked* scary!

potpourri : 11/11/04

You\rquote d be wrong

You would think it was my idea. It costs money and is something a lot of people don\rquote t/wouldn\rquote t do. But, not unlike the birds, it was all Mike\rquote s idea. All of it. He inquired, he paid, he insisted we go.

Trapeze-ing.

You know. Swings high up, jumping from one swing to the next. Apparently, Mike knows someone who used to do this professionally, who now doesn\rquote t, but his family still does. I\rquote ll take picures and let you know all about it. IF we survive.


Making the World Safe for Mr. Ackner

I finished my first \lquote major\rquote paper in law school. Only 8 pages long, but it took about 20 hours of research. Poor Mr. Ackner and his Widget company were sued in California, even though they were from Alabama. I set things right.

Though I fear for the lack of widget availability in California.

Mmmmm. Luggage

I\rquote m not sure which was odder. The Luggage woman or \lquote Eye contact\rquote guy. Luggage woman was sitting in front of me on the train \endash slowly reading a catalog for luggage.Now, my initial thought was \lquote Okay\rquote . I mean, I\rquote ve been bored on a plane and read those \lquote Hemishphere\rquote books which are all about the sky mall and sell such things you need to order from a plane such as: Meat of the month.

So, why should it be odd that this woman was intently reading about various pieces of luggage. (Only luggage. Not messenger bags). Then, I realized, she must have carried the catalog on the train with her. This is what she WANTED to read on the train. About Luggage.

\lquote Eye Contact Guy (ECG) was a few more seats ahead, but facing sideways (whereas I was facing straight ahead). Anytime he made eye contact (which happens occasionally onc rrowded trains as we all search out a spot to look at, where no one else is looking back). When he made eye contact, he gave a huge grin. Now, I thought maybe he was flirting or some such, but as I watched him (getting a few more eye contact moments), I realized that he did it to everyone. Men. Women. Small animals. A shopping bag. I thought maybe he was a bit slow, but he didn\rquote t really seem to be, except for the eye contact and grins.

Henry
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Mom

Hi to the two swingers, I hope you had fun. I also hope the circus doesn't want you for the Big Top Show

Young_Asian

We are going to swing so high. :)

Henry

Hmmm..he did say there would be other people there.

And that some of them just watch....

bigsister

Hey - are you sure Mike didn't sign you up to be "swingers" and you just THOUGHT he meant Trapeze? :)

I think I would like ECG ! :)

updates : 11/09/04

Remember the Bunny re-enactment of Titanic and the Exorcist? Well, they\rquote ve added Jaws, the Scream, Texas Chainsaw, and Freddy v. Jason.

Oh, and Codry at the Daily Show has a look at Salem Massachusetts

Henry
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a snapshot of the world : 11/09/04

Every now and then, I peek to see what searches bring people to my site (as it is certainly not my stunning insights into the greater world). So, here is the most recent list:

naked teen girls
schwinn mountain bike
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oyoyoy show
henry
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woodpecker mischief
pictures of mischief
schwinn bike
healing the political rift in america
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how to speak jibberish
cartoon marshmallow pictures
pictures of sf bridge at night
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10 reasons to stay up late with a pharmacist
girls flashing pics
rush limbaugh gulfstream
mischief squirrel in animation
receipe prosciutto

I understand the \lquote teen girls naked\rquote search happens all the time, but woodpecker mischief?

I\rquote m not sure I want to know.

Henry
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your niece - Sammie

Sammie says hi "uncle Hendry"

:)

star wars iii : 11/08/04

The teaser trailer is out. I wasn\rquote t thrilled with I or II, though I will see this one regardless. Hayden looks convincingly evil \endash and hopefully this will be like the Raider\rquote s series, where the last one was kind of an apology for the one before.

Looks like we get to see Yoda fight again \endash that alone might be worth the $$.

The image of Vader rising seems odd, though. His hands are held in an odd, almost submissive way. I would have expected a more Frankenstein, arms locked by his side, view.

Anyhow. Check it out.

Henry
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2 weeks : 11/01/04

Since my brother gave up smoking. Since I gave him no ends of grief, I thought it would be good to acknowledge this feat.

Now if he gives up drink\rquote n and gambl\rquote n, God might not spite him mightily.

Henry
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lil brother

I WILL NEVER GIVE THEM UP!

big sister

Hey LIL BRO congrats on the quitting smoking! That's great.

Sorry about the toilet training relapse... these things happen...

Now, if you could rid of that gymbag of those... ahem... periodicals.... :)

Henry

You said the same thing last year when he was toilet training.

Mom

Anyone who give up smoking is doing a real brave thing and we should all commend him.

lil brother

Mike if yiu haven't figured it out, I am not exactly a "chic" type of fellow. Also, the toilet training thing was all about the support to obtain success.

Young_Asian

Have you considered Hookah? Its the latest fad to puff. Its cultural, social, communal, scented, and it just looks chic! :)

lil brother

Thank you very very much, but I still need the a good spite, so off to the non smoking, heavy drinking area of the casino!!!!!

back to (semi) normal : 11/01/04

Well, Halloween is past. Mine was pretty uneventful. I talked Mike into Watching Dawn of the Dead (the original) but he worked both days, then had to go survey Hookah uses Sat. Night, so he was asleep before they hit the mall.

I spent most of Saturday Cleaning and Sunday at the library.

Basil says 'Hi'.

Oh yea, we signed with an agency and have an appointment with a candidate on Thursday. For those of you keeping score.

Anyway - Maybe I'll do a similar thing for Thanksgiving.

Henry
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mom/traffic lady

My Haloween was boring also, I was sick, but I'm keeping my grandmother fingers crossed for Thursday. Good Luck

big sister

I figured if Seamus started to sleep more than usual, we'd know to GET OUT!
!
When the guy was there to clean it - he came upstairs and told me to shut it off and don't turn it back on. He then wrote on the invoice - DO NOT TURN ON SYSTEM - in all caps - I think he meant it :)

Henry

Feh. Dangerous. They're always saying stuff like that. Turn it on. If the dogs start acting weird - you know always barking, or just plain acting dumb you'll know...

Ummm....oh. Never mind.

big sister

Hey - How are you? Our weekend was pretty boring too--most of our Saturday cleaning out the basement -- found out we need to have our furnace replaced--was told it is "dangerous to turn it on". The fun never ends!

I'll email pics of the girls in their costumes.

Good luck re Thursday - let us know how it goes! Mame