April 24, 2007
Cheney
Comes out of his hole, sees his shadow, meaning there will be six more months of war.
DeLay-ing
The act of feigning outrage today for the same thing you did a few years ago.
DeLay Today
"We have people dying," he said. "Not just our soldiers, but innocent citizens dying in Iraq and Afghanistan at the hands of these evil people, and you have your elected leaders making these kinds of statements that embolden the enemy. It's unbelievable."
DeLay in 1994
Thanks to Pam
ABC News
Crack investigatory story on... how to tell if your husband is gay.
If sexual activity steeply declines within the first few years of marriage.
You're always more sexually aggressive than your husband.
If your husband is turned off by the thought of touching your vaginal area or performing oral sex on you.
If his best friend is gay.
If he hangs out in gay bars.
If he enjoys watching gay porn movies and surfing gay porn Web sites.
If he is excessively homophobic, mocking and imitating other gay men.
If he brags about gay men complimenting him on his looks.
See, the fundies are right. Gays are out to destroy families!
Yes, Gays are Evil
Thank you for reminding us how hateful the church can be.
April 23, 2007
GOP Family Values
GOP Presidential Candidate Huckabee said:
He didn’t say he favored preventing Lesbian couples from having children. So, one would assume, he is against a lesbian partner having to pay child support for a child.
And, should the partner with parental rights die, you would have to assume He supported taking the child from the surviving parent, and putting them into foster care.
And that, should the child be hurt while with the lesbian partner, that the hospital shouldn’t allow her to have a say in how the child should be treated.
Nor, should the partner die, would he support the child inheriting from her.
Nor, should the partner be working with the other stays home with the child, that the child be protected by health insurance.
Nor...
Comments:Hillary
Good for the Rutgers team.
I like Clinton, but even I see that this has gone from concern / support of the girls, to political opportunism.
American Values
Those words, written by a student for a student newspaper, has resulted in the paper’s advisor being suspended, and recommended for firing.
Other stories in the paper included one on teen pregnancy and one advocating safe sex practices over abstinence education.
Fantasy Based Community
Bush thinks Alberto gave a ‘Very Candid Assesment’ and ‘...answered every question... in a way that increased my confidence in how he did his job’.
Just as a reminder:
April 22, 2007
Nitpicking
GayPatriot asks:
I’ll take a shot at an answer:
You have a constitutional right to marry. You don’t have a constitutional right to be employed.
The Supreme Court has held marriage to be a fundamental right. Therefore, it is protected by the equal protection clause:
Therefore, if you believe that gays should be able to marry, it is an issue of equal protection AKA Equality.
You don’t have a constitutional right to be employed. And, since gays are not a protected class, it’s not an equality/equal protection issue. It’s merely an issue of fairness.
April 21, 2007
Dad hopes Lesbian book leads to $$
Dad says his 2 boys (16 and 14) while looking for information on military academies, came across ‘The Whole Lesbian Sex Book’. He’s calling it pornography and wants 10K per son, or 5K per wide eye.
Dad says, after the find, there were many sleepless nights in the house. I’m sure.
Why do I get feeling that the kids did not, exactly, stumble upon the book? I seem to recall from my youth, others, not myself, whiling away the time in the library, trying to find the ones with pictures. Of course, I’m a sexual deviant, while I’m sure these kids have never had an impure thought in their hormone-free lives.
Oh, HQ76.S533, where would I be today if not for you?
I Don’t know
Whether to laugh or cry about this
‘God hates the world’ sung to a recognizable ‘We are the World’.
Best line? ‘You’ll eat your kids, yeah you’ll eat them’.
Wow
When Blades of Glory first appeared, I wondered how much of it would be offensive.
With Chuck and Larry, I wonder if any of it won’t be offensive.
The whole ‘pretending to be gay’ thing has been done before. This time we have Kevin James and Adam Sandler as two firefighters from New York who have to enter a Domestic Partnership in order to assure their pensions go to their kids. (The trailer doesn’t explain why this is and I can’t, for the life of me imagine what legal protections would be in place that is stronger under a DP law – but it’s probably not important).
You can get a tone of the movie when you see the ‘ceremony’, featuring a freakishly gay rabbi marrying them. He says you may now kiss the husband and, when Kevin James leans in, Adam Sandler slaps him.
After someone suggests their DP is not real, they get a lawyer who is – of course – amazingly attractive and who Sandler falls for. When she tells them the investigation should be easy, because they’re a real Domestic Partnership, Kevin James says “Oh yea, I’m a big fruit”.
On the other hand, I'm oddly excited for Evan Almighty.
April 20, 2007
Bush
Thinks Alberto did just fine yesterday. Just fine.
Q Was the President disappointed in the testimony?
MS. PERINO: Is the President? No.
I bet Bush ‘couldn’t recall’ a better hearing. Get it? ‘Couldn’t recall’. Because Gonzales answered almost all of the questions that way?
Yea, well what do you want on Friday afternoon?
Grandstanding
What Imus said about the Rutgers team was horrible.
Still, I think calling them ‘brave’ is a bit of a stretch.
Aren’t they Nice?
Bible classes in Texas won’t be mandatory.
