This reminds me of an old joke

Three priests were talking about how they decide what aprt of the collections they keep, and which part they give to the church.

The first says, “I draw a small circle, then throw the collection basket into the air. Anything that falls into the circle I keep, the rest goes to the church.”

The second says, “I do the same, except whatever fall in the circle I give to the curch, the rest I keep.”

The third says, “I throw the basket up too. And whatever God wants, he can take.”