GOP Re-Election Ad

Yes, I had an affair. But, I swear, I didn’t strangle her. Of course, since we settled out of court, you’ll never know the truth. Vote for me, I'm a member of the The Family Values Party ®

Disclaimer: ® The 2006 Republican Party. If any democrats try to claim they’re pro family, we’ll sue your Fu%67ing asses off. The Republican Party defines Family Values as including acts of sex with minors, Adultery, Fraud, Bribery and pretty much anything else except for that homo stuff. By homo stuff, we’re not gay-bashing. It’s just, you know, ick. Still, we love the homos. Honest.