Mixed Messages
Disney has decided to allow same-sex coupled pay over $8,000 for their ‘Fairy Wedding’. Needless to say, some people have taken the news less than well:
So deluded homosexuals may shell out over $8,000 for a wedding planner, feast, flowers and decorations, and a ride in a giant pumpkin, but, at the stroke of midnight, when the mist clears and the last fleck of glitter floats to the ground, the perverted pair will discover ’twas all merely an illusion. Two men or two women may play dress-up in tiaras and tulle and tuxes (respectively), but afterward they will remain immoral in the eyes of God and unmarried in the eyes of man; same-sex pairs can never experience the mystery of becoming “one flesh” nor the miracle of procreation
This was an amazing piece of vitriol. I particularly liked the ‘respectively’ jab, after ‘tiaras and tulle and tuxes’.
But, vitriol aside, she’s right. This is a horrible development, and I urge good- fundamentalist-Christian minded folk who share the same views as the AFT folk, to avoid Disney, and anywhere else I may decide to go.
But, you ask, does this mean that you have to stay home, all summer, with the kids? Go forbid. Luckily for those who find Disney too risque, the AFT has helpfully listed a bunch of places ‘around Cincinnati or Kentucky’that you can go to.
Topping the list is the Creation Museum, set to open in June of this year.
The 60,000 sq. ft. Creation Museum located within the greater Cincinnati area will proclaim the Bible as supreme authority in all matters of faith and practice in every area it touches on. Set to open in June 2007, this “walk through history” museum will counter evolutionary natural history museums that turn countless minds against Christ and Scripture.
Have your kids ever wondered what Adam’s Life was like, after he and eve got themselves tossed from the Garden? They can find out, by visiting section 19! Wait, what’s that near Adam? A T-Rex? (Section 20).
T. rex—the real king of the beasts. That’s the terror that Adam’s sin unleashed! You’ll run into this monster lurking near Adam and Eve. How’s this possible? Find out soon!
I can hardly wait.
What else will junior see? Well, First in this biblical museum he’ll see…more Dinosaurs?
Watch out! Dinosaurs keep watch over the entryway. Are they alive?
Don’t worry, though. If they are alive, God made man king of all beasts, so there’s nothing to worry about. And, if they’re dead, it’s just a pathetic ploy to make the museum exciting for kids, by having dinosaurs, while really debunking any of the ‘science’ about when dinosaurs roamed the earth.
Anyway, eventually, the museum settles down, and gets to some good biblical lessons for the kiddie. Like this (section 14)
First Shedding of Blood
The horror! All a result of disobeying one simple command in God’s Word. Yet God is love. He promised a Redeemer through Eve that would bring salvation. But the only way to cover our sin is the horrific death of an innocent substitute.
Are you worried that the ‘creation musem’ may be too violent, or overly populated by Dinosaurs?
Well, there are other options provided by the AFT:
Cincinnati Reds baseball, Newport Aquarium, Kentucky Horse Park, University of Kentucky’s Basketball Museum, Daniel Boone’s Fort Boonesborough, Cumberland Lake and Cumberland Falls, Louisville Slugger Museum, National Corvette Museum, and Mammoth Cave.
For instance, when you go to the ‘Kentucky Horse Park’ page, it proudly claims:
The Kentucky Horse Park is an equine themed park and competition facility dedicated to man's relationship with the horse.
Oh. My. This is exactly the type of think Santorum warned us about!
Maybe you should just stay home.
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