Dad hopes Lesbian book leads to $$

Dad says his 2 boys (16 and 14) while looking for information on military academies, came across ‘The Whole Lesbian Sex Book’. He’s calling it pornography and wants 10K per son, or 5K per wide eye.

Dad says, after the find, there were many sleepless nights in the house. I’m sure.

Why do I get feeling that the kids did not, exactly, stumble upon the book? I seem to recall from my youth, others, not myself, whiling away the time in the library, trying to find the ones with pictures. Of course, I’m a sexual deviant, while I’m sure these kids have never had an impure thought in their hormone-free lives.

Oh, HQ76.S533, where would I be today if not for you?