Paris

I generally avoid talking about such things, but the Paris Hilton release from jail is an absolute travesty. Are you telling me that anyone who wasn’t rich, could refuse to eat and make suicidal talk (according to the rumors), and get sent home?

Of course not.

And ‘house arrest’? In her four bedroom, three bath mansion? That’s punishment, how? Most regular people would consider a month in her home to be a vacation!